Game of the millennium 1:

STUNTMEN IN BUSHES

Right this is fun. Don't ask why just try it.

What you do is get pretty drunk and start making your way home (if you have any friends make them join in). Find a soft leafed large bush and just hurtle yourself into it. As you grow in confidence try trick diving e.g.. somersaults and double twists (as in diving board stuff).

WATCH OUT FOR:
1 - prickly bushes - we did this; not by choice but overdoing the beer. Two of us ended side by side fully spread in something feeling not to unlike a cactus. It took us around 5 minutes to get out and a week to remove the spikes.

2 - Owners of bushes catching you. To find some drunken fool ruining their prized hedge will not make people happy. They'll be very dangerous if they're ; a. large b. mad c. holding a garden strimmer. Make haste to the bushes though 'cos when this game's out the bushes'll be packed from dusk till dawn!

Pictured is one reporter attempting a double back flip with pike.



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