Stupid Game 2: Naughty Words

Example 1: Sex House

It's criminal vandalism, obviously, but if someone does it who are we to complain? The plot is this: take a despised hell hole and publicly ridicule it by turning it's name naughty. ESSEX HOUSE, hmm - yup let's lose the ES!

But why stop there? What else do we have. Hmm, ORIEL HOUSE. More advanced this because we have to do over WH Smith for the WH. Then we lose the IL from oriel, and voila: WHORE HOUSE

Why even stop there? Now we are rolling!With one W left at the other entrance to WH Smiths ... (sorry, nowt against them but they have the best letters!). Can you guess? Go on, close your eyes and dream real hard ... YES! WANCHOR HOUSE.

Of course there are several dangers to this kind of activity:
1. The police and stuff. Very bad moves afoot if they get you.
2. Being drunk enough to do this kind of thing (and think it in the first place).
3. Falling backwards onto metal bollards as the letters come off in your hands, while in the condition described in (2).
4. Hanging around with the kind of friends who encourage you do make these silly games.

Luv, the Clem Terrorists.

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